Marge, I don’t wanna buy this house. I’d have to live next door to myself. *Loud music* *Loud music* Turn that down! *Loud Music* Screw you! *Boing* DAHH *Thinking to self* Relax, we’re just looky loos, we’re only here to compare our life style to our neighbors Oh, come on marge, it’s not fair to compare us to an American household *Marge Gasp* It’s so beautiful! and modern *A Marge ooooooh* a Sub Zero Fridge! A slightly colder fridge?! In my life time? Amazing! *Beer opening* This is the kitchen I’ve always wanted! *Marge Gasp plus Marge Oooooh* A bread maker maker! *DOING* *Technology noises* And check this out! A walk in Microwave *Popcorn noises* Hey Marge can you press stop when my Popcorn’s done? *Fire effects* Ah oh *Marge Humming* *Breaking sound effect* *BOING* (Thought I’d forget about that one didn’t you? *More breaking sound effects* *Marge Gasp* *Ripping noises* *Marge Gasp* (Yes it was necessary to get all those written down in the subtitles) *Marge whining* Homie, when I married you, I knew we wouldn’t live in luxury. And I kept that vow *Table dies* But seeing that kitchen today, made me wish we had something a little better for ourselves I’ll build you a new kitchen, sweaty (Yes that was purpose don’t correct me in the comments) Aowh, Homie, that’s so thoughtful. But maybe we should hire a professional contractor A CONTRACTOR!? Those guys are the biggest crooks around They charge for materials and labour. Pick one! Jerks *Homer humming* *Hmp* *Homer murders wall* *Hits electricity thingy* EJAHHEH UEAHEAURWEBHFDEWKH *BANG* MAN, that hurt And now do the exact same thing again! *Hits electricity thing again* UFOIWELKHGFWEGEKWHF *BOING* Maybe, you should turn off the power *Scoff* Alright>.>*Homer murders yet another wall* Don’t demolish along the way>:( Fine>.